INVALIDREQUEST

Who am I? What am I? Where am I? How am I? What do I do? What do I like? What do I wish? What do I want? Why am I? Why do I? Why would I? Why should I? Why could I?

I asked the above to several search engines and, while they did not give me a straight answer, they all agreed to reply with a big "INVALID REQUEST"

I would later find out that my DNS was not working correctly and that I am, after all, a 30 year old Invalid Request from Argentina, with a weird sense of humor, a taste for good music (I puke at today's pop music), an interest in beautiful women and love for motorcycles.